We'll swallow you whole and devour your soul.

Inspired by an entry by kisekii and, even moreso, breadtoaster's comment to this entry... (and I also blame the current use of painkillers XD) I give you a tale of how Uruha maybe could amuse himself scolding his technical-san for seemingly not being able to keep up with the technical equipment.

Title: Oh my god, not the belt!
Warnings: failed attempts at humor, mentions of abuse
Summary: Technical-san seems to have fucked something up. Will Uruha have to pay for this?
Disclaimer:
All situation are so not based on reality, mainly because I have absolutely no idea about technical equipment for guitars... Story mine, though I think the actual idea of Uruha cornering technical-san does rather belong to breadtoaster's ^^

( Oh my god, not the belt! )

This is the collection post for the shared fanfiction project "Our vampires are different".
Born from an idea and planned oneshot by novembermond, chapters are written alternately by novembermond and gebieterin.
(Therefore: uneven numbers by novembermond, even by gebieterin)

( -1-: what started as the totally crazy Torapon crackfic )
( -2-: Pointless cracky sequel is pointless )
( -3- : Did I mention I am heterosexual today? )
( -4- : Do I dazzle you? )
( -5- : More than mind control )
( -5.5- : Extra: anime nerd vampires who know nothing of history )
( -6-:(False) Sense of Security )
( -7- : Oh my god they ARE having pervert BDSM orgies in the cellar? )
( -8-:FEED ME SEYMOUR )
( -9-: Lady, I got some tropes to deliver (aka novembermond refuses to write monster chaps ^^ )
( -10-:Enter the villain... or not? )
( -11-: Take That )
( -12-: Baby Blues )
( -13- We're in this together )
( 14 - Cute Little Fangs )
( 15 - Every Sword is a Katana / Devil on my Shoulder )

Deutsche Übersetzung zu meinem ursprünglich Englischen Oneshot "Almost worth it":
( Beinahe )