We'll swallow you whole and devour your soul.

I just have to share this with you, because this songs fits so well into my live that it is nearly creepy: "Rich Fantasy Lives".
Found it via one of my all-time favourite webcomics: Girl Genius!

Another song which I think is just hilarious: "Zombie Pirates in Love" (by Tom Smith, he also wrote Rich Fantasy Lives (see above), but the version I posted is by "Vixy and Tony".)